I am Concussed

spacegiants:

i wear spf 420

(via sluttyoliveoil)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via grandkanye)

urinatings:

georgewashington:

what a faggot

watch your language u were a president

(via punkbeds)

gooutfighting:

if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember i simultaneously burped and farted while giving a speech infront of my whole year level 

(via rehabbed)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

guceubcuesu:

hey

Watchu got there

a skull that connects to my spine hbu

(via claraoswaldftw)

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via whatsacanada)

peewentz:

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

(via nippled)